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04

Jul

High Five to America

Bess:
Hey Molly, what would make this the best 4th of July ever?
Molly:
Nothing says "I Love America" like a good BBQ.
Bess:
Funny you should mention a BBQ...Haim is having one at HUC tonight.
Molly:
Well, okay but are sure it's safe to let him cook the meat?
Bess:
Aren't you eating "vegetal" sausages anyway?
Molly:
Oh right. So I don't need to worry about the bleach Haim is going to marinate the meat in?
Bess:
I think you'll be safe. I know the perfect way to end the holiday! We should go to the grand opening of Mike's Kitchen.
Molly:
What kind of food is Mike serving?
Bess:
It's Mexican and Canadian cuisine, which is obviously why they are having their grand opening on the Independence Day of the USA.
Molly:
What is Canadian cuisine anyway?
Bess:
According to Mike you just put gravy on everything.
Molly:
But do you pinkie swear we can get a waffle from Babette afterwards?
Bess:
Best. Fourth. Of. July. Ever.
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