As the Municipality Turns...

Molly:

Hello, my roommate and I sent in our application for the student Arnona discount a few weeks ago and we never heard back from the Municipality.

Man at the Municipality:

We sent you a letter saying we were missing some paperwork, did you receive it?

Molly:

No....

Man at the Municipality:

Okay. Well, your application was sent to the archives, so we'll have to get it out of the archives and then I'll call you back.

Molly:

Okay great, thank you!

Two weeks later...

Bess:

Hello, my roommate and I sent in our application for the student Arnona discount a month ago and we were told we were missing some paperwork, but they had to get the application from the archives, and we never heard back from the Municipality.

Man #2 at the Municipality:

You have to send a fax to the Municipality to prove that you live in the apartment.

Bess:

The apartment is already in our names. We've already sent in the application, they were just missing some paperwork.

Man #2 at the Municipality:

Talk slower!...You need to send a fax to the Municipality first.

Bess:

Okay...goodbye...[awkward silence]

One week later...

Molly:

Hello, my roommate and I sent in our application for the student Arnona discount over a month ago and we were told we were missing some paperwork, but we don't know what paperwork is missing.

Lady at the Municipality:

You got the discount.

Molly:

Oh really? That's great.

Lady at the Municipality:

Yeah, you still need to pay though.

It only took two and a half months but we finally got the student Arnona discount. Haimi would be so proud!